Crazy Gooners Up The Ante
Absolutists,
Some crazy Gooners just cannot bring themselves to accept the irresistible logic of last year’s league table, nor the definitive argument presented by the Premiership trophy being in the Old Trafford cabinet room for another season. They still insist their players are the equal if not better than United’s.
We thought we put this one to bed a long time ago. Better players, greater collective power, more goal scoring strengths and tactical variety saw United home and left Arsenal trailing.
But that’s not enough for Arsenal Analysis. Yes, it is back with another ultimately futile bid to reinvent football fact as fiction.
Like bedsit revolutionaries, the AA crew sees a glorious new era just over the horizon, courtesy of Wenger’s bright young sparks. Absolutists don’t need to dream. The Premiership pendant is first evidence of a sweeping Red tide.
Go ahead, read Arsenal Analysis for yourselves. Would you believe it! The Gooners run down United’s tonking of Wigan, whilst conveniently glossing over their own stampede to the Premiership summit being achieved by crushing underfoot such Premiership titans as Derby schoolboys and Fulham, third from bottom in the league.
Just this once, AbsolutelyUNITED will not take up the opportunity to meet such provocation with a canon of its own. But we invite United fans to register their thoughts on the Arsenal Analysis site directly.
Have no fear. We’ll return to this subject early next month when United meet Arsenal in the Premiership’s match of the season.
Roll on November!
ISpy
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(On Oct 15th, 2007 at 8:36 am)
We have played 3 teams in the Top 6 of the Premiership, 1 more than you and comprehensively beat Portsmouth which you struggled with. We have played 3 Derbies and are unbeaten in 20 matches stretching past Chelsea last season. Show some respect.
(On Oct 15th, 2007 at 8:57 am)
I really cant believe you have writen this old crap. What a load of bull. Ole Gunner said it all. Have some respect.
Oh and thanks for the 6 points last season!
(On Oct 15th, 2007 at 1:24 pm)
I Spy,
Are you sure you want to put your readers through the pain of reading the most one sided preview ever made?
I’d love to take you up on your offer even though I can feel the abuse already!
If your editor is up for it then I’d be more than happy
Eros
(On Oct 15th, 2007 at 3:52 pm)
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