Who Would Fergie Take From Arsenal’s First Team?

Partisan subjectivity separates champions of United and Arsenal in the debate over which of the teams plays the better football.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as AU’s debate has shown. As Arsene Wenger once said, “every man thinks he has the prettiest wife at home.” Arsenal fans are convinced of Wenger’s purism and see the Emirates stadium as the real Theatre of Dreams. United fans scoff at such impudence and cite titles and success as the only worthwhile barometer of football.

Yet might there be another measure of the teams? It’s simple enough. Strip the sides of their manager’s philosophies and tactics. How many of Arsenal’s recognised top guns would get into the champion’s top selection and vice versa?

Ispy leads the investigation…
Jens Lehmann : Ha ha ha. A comic start to the season has seen the German keeper unofficially dropped. Rather than trouble Ferguson, Lehmann has enough to do keeping his place in Arsenal’s reserves. Fast forward selecta!…

Gael Clichy: An improving player who is now justifying Wenger’s decision to sell ‘Cashley Cole.’ Has the pace and wit to give Arsenal a good outlet on the left but lacks the experience to take Evra’s shirt for now.

Kolo Toure: A lovely player and a real find by Wenger in his last five years at Arsenal. Hardly ever seems to have a bad game and is a consistent, unassuming rock at the heart of the Gunners defence. Incredibly, the Ivorian is still only 25. But he’s up against Rio Ferdinand. Does anyone suppose Toure’s better? No, I thought not.

William Gallas: Though there are questions about Gallas concerning his relative lack of height for a centre half, few can doubt his excellence as a defender. Gallas is so good that when he left Chelsea, many, including this web blog, predicted Chelsea wouldn’t win the league. They didn’t. Another player who can offer consistency and versatility. If he was selected at right back, Gallas would get in ahead of Gary Neville. But at centre back, against Vidic, a goal scoring centre back, it’s hard to put a cigarette paper between them. Gallas might get the vote due to his experience.

Emmanuel Eboue: Useful, versatile and capable at fullback and as a wing back but there’s the whiff of the cheat about this lad. The roll against Barcelona at the 2006 Champions League final, a shameless manoeuvre that spawned a thousand gags, still rankles. Can cross the ball well and looks to have ‘a good engine’ which may explain why he might get more games at right half this season. Eboue will get better with age although Wenger’s decision to purchase the defender Bacary Sagna might be unsettling. Is Eboue likely to score enough goals to justify himself as a midfielder?

Alexander Hleb: A typical Wenger player – comfortable on the ball, clever when in possession, irregular scorer. Even Wenger cant stop moaning about the player’s tendency to over-do it on the field and always look for another pass when he should shoot. Is he a better option than Giggs or Nani. Not really.

Cesc Fabregas: The jewel in the Wenger crown. The young Spaniard looks set to be the great midfield powerhouse of his generation now that he’s located the opposition’s goal. A splendid player who will only get better. Wenger calls him the new ‘Paul Scholes.’ As United have the original, Fergie might see no real need for a copy made in Barcelona.

Gilberto Silva: The Brazilian may be on his way out of Arsenal, going in the direction of Spain but at his best, Gilberto is an excellent foil to Fabregas, doing much of the heavy lifting in the Arsenal midfield. He can score too as he demonstrated to full effect last season. Good enough for United at the expense of Hargreaves? No.

Tomas Rosicky: Another twinkle-toed, bright midfielder who doesn’t score enough except when the time comes to find a top quality WAG. Sees plenty of the ball at Arsenal and on his day, Rosicky can be mesmerising. But is he a devastating player often enough? Is he the player to change the course of a game? He’d need these qualities and more to get in the United team ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo. No contest.

Robin Van Persie. An excellent player, who could develop into a real gem playing just behind the front man. Has speed, awareness, an excellent shot and is the scorer of memorable goals. Still only 24, he seems to have been around a long while already. Van Persie would be on every manager’s shopping list except for the boss who can already call on Wayne Rooney.

Emmanuel Adebayor: Is tall and ungainly but Rio Ferdinand rated the Togolese roof cleaner as his most difficult opponent last year. Adebayor is the deceptively talented ‘new’ type of forward, as happy receiving the ball with his back to goal as he is whipping over a telling cross after a run down the channels. Doesn’t score enough goals to get past a fit Louis Saha but might edge Carlos Tevez on current form.


So at a pinch, Fergie might just take Gallas, Fabregas and Van Persie.

Going the other way, EVDS, Rio, Ronaldo, Rooney at a minimum.

This article has 13 comments so far!

  1. Aussie Gooner says —

    Ispy this would be a good post if you took off your rose tinted glasses, I agree with your comment about Lehmann and Eboue, but an old Paul Scholes ahead of Fabregas, an injury prone Saha ahead of RVP or Adebayor? Give me Kolo any day ahead of the dim wit Rio. The two teams are evenly balanced and when we play each other will produce the two best games of the season once again.

  2. Aussie Gooner says —

    I also forgot to mention Cliche ahead of Evra any day. All gooners rejoiced the day we got rid of Cashley Hole.

  3. bobc says —

    I think Fergie would take more from Arsenal’s backline than you care to admit. Rio is the only stalwart.

    I like Evra a lot but Clichy’s pace going forward and for recovery makes him a much better option than Evra.

    Fergie could take either Toure or Gallas depending on what he felt about their respective ages.

    Either Eboue or Sagna would replace Neville, although IMO it would probably be Sagna as he has real defensive positional sense that Eboue doesn’t. Both are on the way up while Neville is about out of gas.

    In midfield there can be little doubt he would put Fabregas in the team unless you’re being totally partisan, which you appear to be trying to avoid.

    Gilberto/Hargreaves would again be down to how Fergie felt about their respective ages. If it were all about this year he’d take Gilberto and use Owen to rest him.

    Ronaldo is not getting replaced, and although I’d rather have Rosicky than either Giggs or Nani, I’m not really sure Fergie would.

    Up front the pairing would be Van Persie and Rooney. Saha is in neither more prolific nor dynamic than RVP.

    So Fergie would take Gallas/Toure, Cesc, Sagna, and RVP and possibly Gilberto would go to United.

    Going the other way would be EVDS, Rio (except for those bloated wages), Ronaldo, and Rooney for sure. Don’t think there is a case at all for anyone else.

    This lineup would be pretty scary:

    EVDS
    Sagna, Rio, Gallas/Toure, Clichy (or Evra)
    Ronaldo, Cesc, Scholes, Giggs
    Rooney, Van Persie

  4. RassHenry says —

    Arsenal players vs Man United players : (Maximum 10 points).

    1. Jens Lehman/Van Der Sar = 9/8
    2. Ebue/Neville = 8/6
    3. Kalou Toure/Rio Ferdinand = 9/5
    4. Gallas/Vidic = 7/8
    5. Clichy/Evra = 7/7
    6. Hleb/Ronaldo = 7/8
    7. Gilberto/Carrick = 10/6
    8. Febregas/Scholes = 9/8
    9. Rosicky/Giggs = 7/8
    10. Adebayour/Saha = 6/9
    11. Van Persie/Rooney = 8/7

    A friendly comparison.

  5. RassHenry says —

    Deadly Arsenal line-up : DreamTeam.

    Jens Lehman

    Ebue Toure Sanderos Gallas

    Riquelme Gilberto Febregas Malouda

    Anelka Henry

    How nice is this squad.
    Tell me about it.

  6. phatosas says —

    I love reading articles on your site even though I am an Arsenal fan. However this article is so skewed that it is hard to imagine it is coming from this site. What you are implying in other words is Man U has better players than Arsenal in every position which is far from the truth. I would admit you have a better and more consistent team but to claim that no Arsenal player can make it into the united first team is ridiculous to say the least. I still love your site but I am a bit disappointed in this article.

  7. ozarsenal says —

    Now lets see if I can be totally unbiased with rankings and the team (and spell at least my own team’s players names correctly!)

    1. Jens Lehman/Van Der Sar = 8/9 Van Der Sar
    2. Sagna/Neville = 7/7 Probably take Sagna - pace over experience. Although neither fullback positions set the world on fire for either team.
    3. Kolo Toure/Rio Ferdinand = 9/8 Toure
    4. Gallas/Vidic = 8/8 Maybe Vidic for aerial ability?
    5. Clichy/Evra = 7/7 Coin Toss - Evra as I have gone for the AFC player at 8.
    6. Hleb/Ronaldo = 7/10 CRonaldo
    7. Gilberto/Hargreaves = 8/8 Gilberto for top 4/Hargreaves for easier games(better attacking)
    8. Fabregas/Scholes = 9/9 Tough decision, but I am a gooner so Cesc
    9. Rosicky/Giggs = 7/7 Again tough, Giggs in his prime, Rosicky if we are talking this season
    10. Van Persie/Saha = 7/7 Van Persie
    11. Eduardo/Rooney = 8/9 Rooney

    There you go - no offence RassHenry, but even as a gooner, I don’t know how you could have Saha at 9 and Rooney and Ronaldo only at 8.

  8. outragedgooner says —

    On the evidence of Fergie’s reign for the past eight years I’d conclude that he’d take every one of the top guns listed. Fergie gave up on the idea of manufacturing players years ago and now simply buys whoever is available. Admittedly he does this very well, to the obvious dismay of Abramovic et al. So, just to add to the collection, he’d take the lot (including Wenger for his BBC press conferences)

  9. gazzap says —

    this is a bit of a one sided argument. I dont know anyone that would take a very old Paul scholes over the brand new upgraded version, other than you. Scholes a few years back yes but now no.
    Toure is better than ferdinand and clichy is better than Evra in my opinion. Clichy has to be one of the most underrated players in the whole premier league.
    OK you win with Ronaldo but I’d have either of Hleb or rosicky over an old Giggs.
    Hargreaves and Gilberto is probably won by the youth of Hargreaves but otherwise is pretty even.
    its Sagna who you should be comparing to Neville and I am 100% sure Sagna is better than a tired old Neville.
    I think you win on the goal keeper but they are both awful right now.
    I’d take Ronaldo and rooney, no one else, but Nani looks pretty useful too.

  10. MaCkA says —

    This is one of the worst, most biased piece of sports journalism I have ever read. I am a Liverpool fan and think you have underrated some of Arsenals players compared to your own. Toure, Eboue, Gallas, Silva, Fabregas and Van Persie would all get into a combined 11. This would be my Arsenal/ManU combined lineup.

    GK Van Der Sar
    RB Eboue
    CB Toure
    CB Ferdinand
    LB Gallas
    RM Ronaldo
    CM Silva
    CM Fabregas
    LM Giggs
    AT Rooney
    AT Van Persie

    Now here’s which players would get into Liverpools team from both Arsenal and ManU.

    GK Reina
    RB Eboue
    CB Ferdinand
    CB Toure
    LB Gallas
    RM Ronaldo
    CM Masherano
    CM Gerrard
    LM Babel
    AT Rooney
    AT Torres

  11. bazmond says —

    I understand how you have come about a lot of these results, but if you turned it around, and asked which United players, Arsenal would take, you’d get some very different answers. Shall we….

    Almunia vs VDS

    Prefere not to take either of them. VDS is fading fast, and Almunia is only amn average keeper. 6/6
    Keep Almunia, because he knows the players in front of him

    Sagna vs Neville
    Sagna has only played a few games for us, but looks like a great defender, very solid, and comfortable going forward, United can keep Neville, We’ll keep Sagna 8/7

    Clichy v Evra
    Clichy is an outstanding talent. Wouldn’t take any left back in the Premiership for him
    10/8

    Toure vs Rio
    Easy for Kolo here 9/7

    Gallas vs Vidic
    I like Gallas, and was quite happy when he was made captain ahead of Gilberto, he seems to have more vocal leadership skills about him, but I’d take Vidic here. His size beside Kolos ability. He’s just like a better (much better) version of Big Phil 8/9

    Rosicky vs Giggs
    Rosicky is off to a good start this season, but very injury prone. Wouldn’t bother changing him for an old man, but if I was doing this the other way around, I wouldn’t bother bringing in Rosicky either. Keeps Rosicky 7/7

    Hleb vs Ronaldo
    Gotta go for Ronaldo, as much as I like Hleb. Thing is, if we took Ronaldo, I play both him and Hleb, but alas, thats not how this game goes 9/10

    Gilberto vs Hargreaves
    Only one winner. Gilberto is immense, no way I’d ditch him. Hargreaves was thought of as nothing until one good World Cup performance for England, then proceeded to get injured. Havent seen enough of him at United
    10/7

    Cesc vs Scholes
    10/7 Easy as. I wouldn’t take Rooney or Ronaldo for Cesc

    RVP vs Saha
    RVP every time. 9/7

    Adebayor vs Rooney
    Not much of a competition here. Give us Rooney will ye. You know Wenger will make him a better player than Quireoz will when he takes over in a few years 7/10

    So from United, Im taking Vidic, Ronaldo and Rooney

  12. bazmond says —

    macka? No Fabregas? Get out
    ——>

  13. ctarsenal says —

    I can only assume that if this comparison extended to managers you would take Wenger, seeing how he beat Ferguson in both games last year with a team that is apparently weaker at every position.

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